504 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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At any given moment, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only just a whim away…
A whim away. A whim away.
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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