418 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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