508 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
A cannibble!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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