418 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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