418 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
1774 votes · ·
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
2009 votes · ·
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
1831 votes · ·
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
1170 votes · ·
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
3763 votes · ·
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
1834 votes · ·
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
1926 votes · ·
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
2086 votes · ·
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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