504 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea!
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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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A Mobius strip sits down at a bar, looking miserable. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the Mobius strip says, "Where do I start?"
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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I'm writing a book about WD-40.
It's Non-Friction.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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