503 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
2074 votes · ·
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
3276 votes · ·
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
3897 votes · ·
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
3400 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
3084 votes · ·
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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