504 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
729 votes · ·
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
2014 votes · ·
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
1891 votes · ·
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
643 votes · ·
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
2421 votes · ·
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
743 votes · ·
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
3046 votes · ·
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
1588 votes · ·
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
2232 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
1749 votes · ·
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
2347 votes · ·
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
1710 votes · ·
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
1755 votes · ·
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
3253 votes · ·
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
785 votes · ·

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