507 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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