504 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
13 votes · ·
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
5 votes · ·
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
2142 votes · ·
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
770 votes · ·
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
1339 votes · ·
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
2606 votes · ·
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
639 votes · ·
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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