508 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
6 votes · ·
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
11 votes · ·
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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
8 votes · ·
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
15 votes · ·
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
13 votes · ·
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
2144 votes · ·
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
770 votes · ·
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
20 votes · ·
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
2607 votes · ·
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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