504 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
1171 votes · ·
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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