504 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
1660 votes · ·
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
1718 votes · ·
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
1874 votes · ·
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
1752 votes · ·
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
2005 votes · ·
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
3191 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
2120 votes · ·
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
692 votes · ·
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
2935 votes · ·
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
1117 votes · ·
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
2539 votes · ·
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
1776 votes · ·
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
2010 votes · ·
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
1234 votes · ·
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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