503 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says: "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds: "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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