508 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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