508 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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