Clean Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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