Clean Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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