Clean Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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At any given moment, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only just a whim away…
A whim away. A whim away.
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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