Clean Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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