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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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