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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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