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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Sofishticated!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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