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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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