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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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