Body Parts Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
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What do you call a bird with a bad cough?
A phlegmingo!
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I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple!
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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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