Top Rated Body Parts Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
2876 votes · ·
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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