318 Dad Jokes that will leave you grounded.

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  What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?

  Reboot!

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  Whats the derivative of Amazon?

  Amazon Prime!

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  Why should you never eat a clock?

  It’s too time consuming!

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  What concert costs only 45 cents?

  50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

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  Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

  Great food, but no atmosphere!

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  How many apples grow on a tree?

  All of them!

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  I used to hate facial hair…

  but then it grew on me!

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  Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?

  It was two tired!

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  I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…

  for keeping me off the streets!

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  Our wedding was so beautiful…

  even the cake was in tiers!

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  Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

  He worked it out with a pencil!

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  What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?

  Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!

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  What did one elevator say to another elevator?

  I think I'm coming down with something!

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  What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

  Supplies!

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  What kind of car does an egg drive?

  A Yolkswagen!

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