318 Dad Jokes that will leave you grounded.

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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
678 votes ·
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
768 votes ·
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
690 votes ·
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
738 votes ·
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
1238 votes ·
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
640 votes ·
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
784 votes ·
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
575 votes ·
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
639 votes ·
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
1493 votes ·
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
617 votes ·
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
1357 votes ·
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
1170 votes ·
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
1337 votes ·
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
1625 votes ·

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