Family & Relationships Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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