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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
3466 votes · ·
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
3757 votes · ·
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
2003 votes · ·
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
3359 votes · ·
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
1879 votes · ·

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