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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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