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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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