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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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