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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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