83 Actually Funny Food & Drink Jokes to Chew On or Chug Down | Good Bad Jokes

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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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