80 Actually Funny Food & Drink Jokes to Chew On or Chug Down | Good Bad Jokes

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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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