80 Actually Funny Food & Drink Jokes to Chew On or Chug Down | Good Bad Jokes

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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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