80 Actually Funny Food & Drink Jokes to Chew On or Chug Down | Good Bad Jokes

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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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