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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hike.Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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