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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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I'm writing a book about WD-40.
It's Non-Friction.
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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