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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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