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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
2762 votes · ·
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
678 votes · ·
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
2472 votes · ·
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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