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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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