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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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