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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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Why was the constipated accountant fired?
He couldn't budget.
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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