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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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