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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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