Worst Rated Professions Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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