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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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