333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  How many lives does a Nazi cat have?

  Nien!

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  What do you call a fish with no eyes?

  A fsh!

  4242 votes · Copy ·

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  Voldemort: Knock Knock.

  Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!

  3043 votes · Copy ·

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  Knock knock.

  Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

  3799 votes · Copy ·

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  I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

  It's something I could really see myself doing!

  4451 votes · Copy ·

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  What did one twin say to the other?

  There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!

  2733 votes · Copy ·

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  What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

  Eye-matey!

  2737 votes · Copy ·

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  Why did the snowman have a smiley face?

  Because he heard the snowblower was coming!

  3741 votes · Copy ·

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  What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?

  Feyoncé!

  2902 votes · Copy ·

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  What does a clock do when it's hungry?

  It goes back four seconds!

  3375 votes · Copy ·

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  What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?

  You!

  3493 votes · Copy ·

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  A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

  He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!

  5238 votes · Copy ·

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  What's colourful and smart?

  A brainbow!

  4094 votes · Copy ·

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  Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

  Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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  What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?

  Someday my prints will come…

  2715 votes · Copy ·