333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  Why cant zoo animals take tests?

  There are too many cheetahs!

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  Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

  It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!

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  Why did the tomato blush?

  Because it saw the salad dressing!

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  Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

  Because he was too far out!

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  What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?

  You let that sink in.

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  Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

  Because she kept running from the ball!

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  What do you call a belt made out of watches?

  A waist of time!

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  I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.

  I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!

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  What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?

  A condescending con descending.

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  What do hillbillies drink out of?

  Hiccups!

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  How did the frog die?

  He Kermit suicide!

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  What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

  Trombones!

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  Why are there fences around a graveyard?

  Because people are dying to get in!

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  Why do ghosts love elevators?

  Because they lift their spirits!

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  What do you call a fish with two knees?

  A tunee fish!

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