333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  What do you call Batman when he skips church?

  Christian Bale!

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  Who's the king of the classroom?

  The Ruler!

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  Where does Frosty keep his cash?

  In the snow banks!

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  What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?

  A Thesaurus!

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  What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?

  Ground beef!

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  What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

  You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!

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  What happens when you witness a ship wreck?

  You let it sink in.

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  What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?

  I don't wanna be Obama-self!

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  Why was three afraid of two?

  Because he killed every one!

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  What do you call a guy with no shins?

  Toe-knee!

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  What do sprinters eat before a race?

  Nothing, they fast.

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  What do you call a masturbating cow?

  Beef stroking off!

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  What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

  The guardians of the galaxy!

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  Where do skunks go to pray?

  The pew!

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  What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

  Cashew!

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