335 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  Why do ghosts love elevators?

  Because they lift their spirits!

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  What do you call a fish with two knees?

  A tunee fish!

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  I sold my vacuum the other day…

  all it was doing was collecting dust!

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  Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

  He was outstanding in his field!

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  What did one wall say to the other?

  Meet you at the corner!

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  What do rappers use in their laundry?

  Bleeee-otch!

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  Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

  The Old Volks home!

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  I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?

  Stay out of those places!

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  What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

  Snow balls!

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  How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

  You take away their little brooms!

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  What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?

  I can't breathe!

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  How did the hipster burn his mouth?

  He sipped his coffee before it was cool!

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  A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.

  The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"

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  Two satellites decided to get married.

  The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

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  A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.

  The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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