333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  What is a duck's favourite drug?

  Quack!

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  Why do birds fly south for the winter?

  Because its too far to walk!

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  Knock knock.

  Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!

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  How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?

  The ghost of christmas passed!

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  What do you call a bear without any teeth?

  A gummy bear!

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  What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

  A can't opener!

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  What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

  A carrot!

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  What's the best thing about Switzerland?

  I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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  Does anyone need an ark?

  I Noah guy.

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  How do crazy people get through a forest?

  They take the psycho-path!

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  What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

  Nobody knows!

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  What did the red light say to the green light?

  Don't look, I'm changing!

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  What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?

  A branch manager!

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  How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

  Tentacles!

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  Why should you not write with a dull pencil?

  Because it's pointless.

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