333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

  Dam.

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  Why does Piglet smell?

  Because he plays with Pooh.

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  What's the best time to go to the dentist?

  Tooth Hurty!

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  I might have an open casket funeral…

  Remains to be seen.

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  What did the shoes say to the pants?

  SUP, BRITCHES!

  1939 votes · Copy

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  My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

  To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

  1984 votes · Copy

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  Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

  Find out, after the break!

  1686 votes · Copy

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  I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.

  They're so full of themselves!

  2121 votes · Copy

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  Knock Knock.

  Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!

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  What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

  Nothing, they just waved.

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  How do you make a tissue dance?

  You put a little boogie in it!

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  What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?

  A monster.

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  What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

  "Get in the car."

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  What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?

  We are both Lawyers.

  3490 votes · Copy

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  What's the difference between a bicycle?

  A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.

  5993 votes · Copy