333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  So a seal walks into a club...

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  Two guys walk into a bar…

  The third guy ducks.

  2762 votes · Copy

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  What did one hat say to another?

  You stay here, I'll go on a head!

  1988 votes · Copy

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  What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

  Thanks for the mammaries!

  1564 votes · Copy

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  What did the ghost say to the bee?

  Boo bee!

  2044 votes · Copy

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  What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

  Bye Son!

  1774 votes · Copy

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  What did the perverted frog say?

  "Rubbit"

  2054 votes · Copy

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  What do clouds wear under their shorts?

  Thunderpants

  1834 votes · Copy

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  What do you call a blind dinosaur?

  Doyouthinkhesaurus

  2109 votes · Copy

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  What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

  He wipes his butt.

  2606 votes · Copy

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  What does a Mexican put under his carpet?

  Underlay! Underlay!

  1797 votes · Copy

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  What does a vegan zombie eat?

  Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!

  1770 votes · Copy

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  What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

  A Private Tutor!

  1926 votes · Copy

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  What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

  Roberto

  2859 votes · Copy

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  What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?

  A small medium at large!

  2333 votes · Copy