333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  What do you call someone else's cheese?

  Nacho Cheese!

  1802 votes · Copy

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  What is invisible and smells like carrots?

  Rabbit farts

  2420 votes · Copy

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  What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

  Christoper Walken

  2158 votes · Copy

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  What smells worse than anchovies?

  Anchovy bums!

  1878 votes · Copy

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  What type of music do mummies listen to?

  WRAP MUSIC!

  1760 votes · Copy

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  What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

  Dr. Dre

  2471 votes · Copy

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  What's brown and sounds like a bell?

  DUNGGGgggg

  1775 votes · Copy

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  What's brown and sticky?

  A stick

  3896 votes · Copy

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  What's Forrest Gump's email password?

  1forrest1

  2955 votes · Copy

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  What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?

  Velcro.

  2279 votes · Copy

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  What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

  An irrelephant.

  1908 votes · Copy

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  What's red and bad for your teeth?

  A brick

  3763 votes · Copy

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  What's the best way to carve wood?

  Whittle by whittle!

  1569 votes · Copy

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  Where does the king keep his armies?

  Up his sleevies

  2452 votes · Copy

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  Why did the cookie cry?

  Because his mother was a wafer so long!

  1758 votes · Copy