333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶

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  What did the doe say coming out of the woods?

  Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!

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  Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

  I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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  How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

  You check for fresh prince!

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  Always trust people who like big butts.

  They cannot lie.

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  Why did Adele cross the road?

  To say hello from the other side!

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  A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.

  The doctors described his condition as stable.

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  What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?

  His korea is over!

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  Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

  He PASTA away!

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  What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

  Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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  And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"

  But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.

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  I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…

  Luckily only one crow showed up!

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  What kind of pictures do turtles take?

  Shellfies!

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  Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

  To get to the bottom!

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  Parallel lines have so much in common.

  It's a shame they're never gonna meet.

  2061 votes · Copy Joke