346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What's more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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